I have been thinking about this for a long time. I have wondered what the real reason is that men cannot seem to keep their eyes off of women’s breasts. I don’t mean the obvious reasons, like being nourished by them as infants or the feeling of being nurtured at your mother’s bosom or that they are just throwing them at you etc.
I have come to the conclusion that it is simple physics. More specifically it is gravity that causes this phenomenon. As we know, gravity causes any body that has mass to influence and to be influenced by all other bodies. We see this effect every day in our own solar system. We can then, without too much of a stretch, theorize that the gravity exerted by a woman’s breasts, can have a direct and measurable gravitational effect on a man’s eyeballs.
Therefore men can no more prevent themselves from looking at a lady’s breasts than our moon can prevent itself from orbiting the Earth or than the Earth can prevent itself from orbiting the Sun.
It is not our fault that we look. We have to obey the laws of physics. Sorry.
Later.
Diary of an Excitable Endomorph 